Emily Schleiger is a writer in the Chicago area.
Her work has been published on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Reductress, Second City Network, The Big Jewel, Razed, Robot Butt, and HumorOutcasts.com. After surviving a short career in Human Resources, she has studied at The Second City and Gotham Writers’ Workshop. For more writing, check out DontRepeatThisInPreschool.com.
For her birthday she would love a drum set, but in the interim she’s just fine with smacking carrots against the kitchen countertop because she is adaptable like that.