THE HEAVENS–The Soul Formerly Known as Prince reported Thursday that after experiencing Eternal Paradise for 4 months, he found it “vanilla.” “Neon pegaguses?” the megastar and eccentric party host groaned and rolled his eyes, while giving a subtle wave to Jimi Hendrix and Mohammad Ali, who soared past him on trails of exploding stardust. “They’re …
I’m excited that I contributed a piece to RobotButt today, check it out! (And check out all the other awesome pieces on that site too!)
My nonfiction piece about my mom’s funeral, and the surprising readings that were a part of it (hint: they were about demonic possession), is published on The Big Jewel this week. Give it a look. Yes, it’s nonfiction. Every bit of it. http://www.thebigjewel.com/open-letter-to-the-priest-who-read-about-the-death-of-possessed-pigs-at-my-mothers-funeral
When Taz family crest tattoos are all too real… Check out my latest HumorOutcasts post.
Beth Shoemaker, stay-at-home mother of two grade schoolers, has seen her self-esteem rise and plummet since last August, when her children began taking the school bus home. Beth stands at her corner for their drop-off each weekday afternoon. The school bus stop also happens to be at a busy intersection, where at least 3 other …
I’m a little late to publicize this, but check it out. I’m very excited to have appeared on Reductress! This piece is dedicated to every woman who’s had to navigate retail store sale confusion. Enjoy.
Whoo hoo! My list was on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency this week! Be sure to Check it out and give it (and other spectacular work by much more talented writers!) some love, please!