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VOLUNTEER MOM PERSONAS THAT CAN LEAD TO UNPAID SELF-ACTUALIZATION ACCORDING TO MASLOW’S HIERARCHY OF NEEDS [Razed]

Did you know volunteering at your child’s school can lead to a more fulfilled cosmic existence?  Read my piece on Razed to evaluate how well your volunteer mom persona helps your self-actualization.  And then read the other fantastic parenting humor on their awesome site, too! Continue reading

Prince Reports Heaven is Dull
Fiction

Prince Reports Heaven is Dull

THE HEAVENS–The Soul Formerly Known as Prince reported Thursday that after experiencing Eternal Paradise for 4 months, he found it “vanilla.”  “Neon pegaguses?” the megastar and eccentric party host groaned and rolled his eyes, while giving a subtle wave to Jimi Hendrix and Mohammad Ali, who soared past him on trails of exploding stardust.  “They’re … Continue reading

My Writing Posted Elsewhere / Nonfiction

Open Letter To The Priest Who Read About The Death Of Possessed Pigs At My Mother’s Funeral [The Big Jewel]

My nonfiction piece about my mom’s funeral, and the surprising readings that were a part of it (hint:  they were about demonic possession), is published on The Big Jewel this week.  Give it a look. Yes, it’s nonfiction.  Every bit of it. http://www.thebigjewel.com/open-letter-to-the-priest-who-read-about-the-death-of-possessed-pigs-at-my-mothers-funeral Continue reading