Just. Put. The. Phone. Down. Now breathe and click here for my piece published on The Big Jewel today.
Sometimes infidelity is just in a man’s genes. Check out my contribution to Robot Butt here.
Did you know volunteering at your child’s school can lead to a more fulfilled cosmic existence? Read my piece on Razed to evaluate how well your volunteer mom persona helps your self-actualization. And then read the other fantastic parenting humor on their awesome site, too!
THE HEAVENS–The Soul Formerly Known as Prince reported Thursday that after experiencing Eternal Paradise for 4 months, he found it “vanilla.” “Neon pegaguses?” the megastar and eccentric party host groaned and rolled his eyes, while giving a subtle wave to Jimi Hendrix and Mohammad Ali, who soared past him on trails of exploding stardust. “They’re …
I’m excited that I contributed a piece to RobotButt today, check it out! (And check out all the other awesome pieces on that site too!)
My nonfiction piece about my mom’s funeral, and the surprising readings that were a part of it (hint: they were about demonic possession), is published on The Big Jewel this week. Give it a look. Yes, it’s nonfiction. Every bit of it. http://www.thebigjewel.com/open-letter-to-the-priest-who-read-about-the-death-of-possessed-pigs-at-my-mothers-funeral
When Taz family crest tattoos are all too real… Check out my latest HumorOutcasts post.