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Help Wanted: Diversity Hire (co-written with Marissa Maciel)

Points in Case

Welcome To Other You: Box Subscriptions From The Multiverse (co-written with Marissa Maciel)

Robot Butt

COLUMN: What I Imagine Happens Behind the Scenes

Why Do Elementary Schools Need To Collect Such Weird Things?

New Year’s Resolutions Through The Ages

Average Family Buys Holiday Gifts Pushed By Commercials

Why Doctors Have Been Late Through The Ages

The Origins Of The Slip N Slide

 How Restaurant Skillet Meals Became A Thing

Crest White Strips Marketing Meetings

Comments For Recipes By Families Less Picky Than Mine 

Fall Brings Apprehension For Boy Who Told Off Bully On Last Day Of Previous School Year

Vacationer Captivated By Mediocre Art

Octogenarian Model Seeks To Branch Out From Hospice Care Ads

Long-Time Boyfriend Uneasy With Girlfriend's Decision To Upgrade From Reliable Old Civic

Act Now! Sponsor A Child Like Donnie Today

DNA, Geneaology Research Confirm Ex-Boyfriend From Long Lineage Of Cheating Douchebags

Homeowner Suspects Remodelers Just Listening To Complete Eagles Music Catalog

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Cap’n Peril’s Pirate Pizza Parlor AND SHOOTIN’ RANGE Updated Parrrty Waiver

Apocalyptic Spam